Job Opening:

9 Digital Media, and many other good companies are looking for a few good dads:

Job Title: Director of Dad Operations (DDO)

Job Description:
We are seeking a dynamic and dedicated individual to fill the role of Director of Dad Operations (DDO). The ideal candidate will possess a combination of love, patience, and a good sense of humor. The DDO will be responsible for a wide range of tasks aimed at ensuring a happy and healthy family environment.

Roles, Responsibilities and KPIs:

Chief Playtime Officer (CPO):

Plan and execute engaging and imaginative playtime activities.
Maintain a high level of energy and enthusiasm during play sessions.
Attend tea parties, superhero training, and teddy bear picnics with utmost seriousness.

Master Chef of Comfort Food (MCCF):

Create delicious and nutritious meals that cater to even the pickiest eaters.
Invent whimsical food names to make mealtime more exciting.
Be prepared for impromptu requests for pancakes at any time of day.

Sleep Ninja Specialist (SNS):

Execute the perfect bedtime routine, complete with storytelling and monster checks.
Calmly handle nighttime disturbances with ninja-like stealth.
Master the art of falling asleep mid-bedtime story.

Transportation Guru (TG):

Provide safe and entertaining transportation services to school, extracurricular activities, and playdates.
Develop a playlist of dad-approved driving tunes.
Master the art of dad jokes to keep the atmosphere lively.
In-house Handyman and Tech Support (IHHTS):

Fix broken toys, assemble complicated gadgets, and troubleshoot electronic devices.
Become proficient in the use of Band-Aids for both physical and emotional injuries.
Exhibit expert-level knowledge in identifying mysterious household noises.
Compensation Plan:

Base Salary:

Hugs, high-fives, and unlimited “I love you, Dad” declarations.

Bonuses:
Ice cream sundae bonuses for exceptional bedtime performances.
Extra vacation days for successfully organizing surprise family outings.
Emergency chocolate stash replenishments for handling toddler meltdowns with grace.

Perks:
Exclusive access to the remote control during family movie nights.
Priority status for choosing bedtime stories.
Officially recognized as the “World’s Best Dad” on Father’s Day.
Qualifications:

Must have a heart full of love and a sense of humor that withstands dad jokes.
Patience level equivalent to that of a saint.
Ability to multitask and adapt to unexpected challenges with a smile.

If you’re ready for a rewarding and entertaining career, apply now to become the next Director of Dad Operations and embark on the most important journey of your life!